for I am awesome

It took talent and the space of only a few hours to prove myself as a paragon of motherhood.

Yesterday I stood by and supervised as my baby fell out of bed, then I held him as he gummed a glossy piece of paper into a sodden mess and then choked on it, and to top all this motherly goodness off, I dropped him on his head.

Score!

look ma,no visible bruises!