in which I am amazed

Daniel and I were at our New Parents' Group yesterday and Daniel was chipper in his clean absorbent undergarments, while I was coolly confident in the abiltity of those undergarments to remain clean for more than a nanosecond.

Following an abrupt and spectacular rumble from his business end, I braced myself and took a peek down the back of his pants.

Jesus.

He's such a little boy. How did he once contain so much poop?